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Justice Bird's new home.

Thank you

Hello, everyone.

Please check out my site at JusticeBird.com.

Thank you very much for your support.

The Plan

"He who fails to plan, plans to fail."

- Justice Bird ...and some other famous person

This is Houston. Say again please.

This is Ground Control.

Major Tom?

Major Tom!?

Sh*t.

Mail Call!

Hi Justice Bird,

We’re your biggest fans! We were just wondering how come it seems like every letter you get comes from a little kid whose name ends in either “y” or “ie” ? Thanks.

- Jimmy and Richie, Sarasota

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Hello Jimmy and Richie,

Coincidence.

Your friend,

Justice Bird

Caw!

Justice Bird Remembers When

Justice Bird worked as a banquet server in high school. As such, he’s been to an inordinate amount of wedding receptions in his time.

And, at least 3 of them, the bride definitely liked him.

He knows how wrong this is, and every time they cornered him to tell him how they felt, he'd say the same thing: "It's not you, it's me."

But in reality, it wasn't him.

It was the fact that they just got married!!!!!

Okay, Okay

Let's be honest.

It was twice, actually.

Secrets

Justice Bird has never peed in the shower.

Well, once.

Bird Flu II

An aerial view of the Bird Flu devastation:

Bird Flu

Justice Bird has never been sick.

Well, once.

Memorable Moments from a Not Uneventful Life

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Justice Bird... I expect you to die!"

"!!!!!!!"