Mail Call!

Hi Justice Bird,

What do you think of snow cones?

- Robbie, Los Angeles

--------------------------------------------

Dear Robbie,

The snow cone!! Ever since I was a child they enticed my imagination. Oh! The spectacular color combinations of luscious goodness! For years the snow cone held this tantalizing power over me. Any time I saw a stand, I would immediately get one, and sometimes two or three! Then, yesterday, when I actually stopped to think about your question, I realized that snow cones weren't much more than artificial flavoring and frozen water. Needless to say, the spell was broken, the love affair over, the dream gone…

Thanks a lot, Robbie.

Your friend,

Justice Bird

Caw!