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Likes/Dislikes

Likes: summer, lakes, puppies, caves, sprinkles, REO Speedwagon, rolling over and going back to sleep, squirrels, jet skiing, swimming in the rain, Indiana Jones, fake snakes, books, skiing, obstacle courses, dopamine, rolling around in warm laundry, hammocks, John Locke, climbing things, strawberries, games, pranks, mud, sand, A.1., when the tips of girls' ears stick out from under their hair, Geico, saying "delicious" before the name of a food (e.g. "would you like a delicious strawberry?" or "are you going to eat that delicious piece of steak?"), going gorging, playing sports at night, people who tend to interpret ambiguous events in positive ways, fudgsicles 



Dislikes: liars, cheats, villains, pop, real snakes, people that don't look you in the eye when they shake your hand, manatees, doppelgangers, sycophants, fuddy duddies, ne’er-do-wells, soothsayers, copycats, charlatans, phyrric victories, hypothermia, people that take babies into R-rated movies, killer bees, parades, coffee, pointy shoes on girls, when certain people tell certain other people that dogs don't really go to heaven, birds that chirp in the middle of the night, cherries, robber barons, the hedonic treadmill, anachronisms, people whose idea of fun is watching T.V., mosquitoes, ticks, rare but serious side effects, an inverted yield curve, being vexed, people that ask “how does that feel?” when someone stubs their toe or burns their hand, radio commercials that include police sirens, car horns, or breaking glass, songs that include cell phone rings, hyperbolic discounting, burning yourself and knowing the real intense pain is about ½ a second behind the initial pain, pinworms, roundworms, hookworms, tapeworms, Guinea worms, moodiness in all types and forms, white chocolate